I feed two pigs in containers*

Name that tune
(From the ersatz company newsletter ca. 2003)

Below are 25 (26 now, updated) lyrics from popular songs. All you have to do is name the song title from the lyrics. Easy, eh? But there’s a catch: All the lyrics below have been misheard. That is, they arent the actual lyrics, but the lyrics as heard by someone who’s been sitting too close to the speakers at a Metallica concert. Give yourself a point for every song you identify. Bonus points if you know the real lyrics. Answers below.

1. Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong.
2. There's a bathroom on the right.
3. She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie.... Okay.
4. You take a piece of meat with you.
5. Might as well face it, youre a dickhead in love.
6. I sip on crocks to occupy my time.
7. Well they said you were high-classed, but that was last July.
8. I like it here with my chocolate phlegm.
9. Then you come to me on a submarine.
10. Sometimes love dont feel like a shoe.
11. Mang Tony slays the mamaw.
12. I cant bite the ceiling anymore.
13. I cant forget the semen on your face as you were leaving.
14. I just cant get it up.
15. Bad venison is all I need.
16. Her lips are deviled eggs.
17. What makes a man? It's another man.
18. If you change your mind, Jackie Chan, I'll be first in line, Jackie Chan.
19. We need hot papaya.
20. Hearin' you my indians die.
21. Let's pee in the corner.
22. Shamu, the mysterious whale.
23. Goodbye groovy toothpaste.
24. Piss in the microwave.
25. First I'm gonna give you up, then I'm gonna let you down, then I'm gonna run around and hurt you.
26. Well, Im your penis. (From cvj. Thanks, amigo.)
    

*Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana) - The real lyrics are "I feel stupid and contagious."
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Answers (highlight the invisible text by dragging the mouse over it.)
1. Chiquitita (Abba) 2. Bad Moon Rising (Creedence Clearwater Revival) 3. Cocaine (Eric Clapton cover) 4. Everytime You Go Away (Paul Young) 5. Addicted to Love (Robert Palmer) 6. The One I Love (REM) 7. Hound Dog (Elvis) 8. Who Can It Be Now (Men At Work) 9. How Deep is Your Love (BeeGees) 10. Hurt So Good (John Mellencamp) 11. We Built This City (Jefferson Starship) 12. I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore (REO Speedwagon) 13. I Can't Live (if living is without you) (Mariah Carey cover) 14. I Just Can't Get Enough (Depeche Mode) 15. Bad Medicine (Bon Jovi) 16. La Vida Loca (Ricky Martin) 17. People Are People (Depeche Mode) 18. Take a Chance On Me (Abba) 19. We Didnt Start the Fire (Billy Joel) 20. The Ghost In You (Psychedelic Furs) 21. Losing My Religion (REM) 22. Mysterious Ways (U2) 23. Ruby Tuesday (Rolling Stones) 24. Tubthumping (Chumbawumba) 25. Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley) 26. Venus (Bananarama cover)

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