Monday, March 03, 2008

The mysterious Salenga of the positive electron

Years ago, one could find plastered on walls, on pedestrian overpasses, on electric posts, from Caloocan to Quezon City, and perhaps parts beyond, these words, crudely painted:
Salen-ga, a Filipino, discovered the electron is positive.
The mysterious Salen-ga has been the object of discussion between my classmates and I. Who is this man? And has he in fact discovered that the electron is indeed positive? And if so, what is the significance of this discovery? Does that mean science has gotten it wrong? Whoever he is, the media seems to have ignored this discovery completely. We started to doubt that he even existed. He was soon forgotten. Even his graffiti started disappearing as hordes of Metro Aides whitewashed his words from public property. He comes up every now and then, but my friends and I have concluded that he was nothing more than an urban myth.

Then came the February 29 interfaith rally. A smallish man with glasses was holding up a two-sided sign made of yellow cartolina protected with plastic wrapping, saying something I couldnt quite comprehend. Then I caught fragments of what he was saying. He said something about 'positive electron' and I did a double take and looked at his sign more carefully. The bold black letters said, in all-caps:

MEDIA CENSORED NEWS. D STREETS OF D GLOBALLY ROUND EARTH IS LOCALLY FLAT!!!

And in the sign, I caught a name: Salen-ga! It was him! In the flesh! He was saying, "Pagmalaki n'yo ang Pilipino. Natuklasan ko flat ang mundo! Ayaw ilagay sa dyaryo!"


Salen-ga, proud Pinoy

Amid the chants of GMA's ouster, and the presentations onstage, he was yelling pride in the Filipino, and his scientific discoveries that are way ahead of his time or being suppressed by the media. According to him, that is. I thought of approaching him and chatting with him about his discoveries but thought the better of it. My experience with his type of genius is that once you open the floodgates of his knowledge, you can't shut him up. I just didnt have the time. Besides, Zorro showed up and stole the show.


Zorro, ready to do battle with corruption




68 comments:

sparks said...

how absurd. how nutty. how pinoy.

Jego said...

Yep. Wouldnt trade it for anything.

cvj said...

He should put up a blog.

The Nashman said...

OH MY FUCKING LORD!!!!! YOU FOUND HIM.

Please, do you have a picture of that scribble on the wall he made??? I saw one under along that road in front of sm megamall. Too bad I didn't have a camera!

Jego said...

Nope. Sorry. The MMDA people have probably painted it over by now. In pink.

Anonymous said...

Yup, that is Salen-ga in the picture. I had the opportunity of seeing him "preach" back in 2005, aboard a Pandacan-Quiapo minibus. Needless to say I was speechless, I hung on to his every word! As an Adamson University student years before I was always in awe of those legendary grafitti. Delicious nut!

Anonymous said...

IM LITO SALENGA'HIMSELF. i have discovered that ALESSANDRO VOLTA D INVENTOR OF D BATTERY MADE A MISTAKE IN LABELLING D POLARITY INK SINK SIGNS. THE ELECTRON THEORY IS DEAD!

Anonymous said...

i have discovered ther is no such thing as visible light.outer space vacuum is incapable of reflecting luight but it makes visible any object floating in space.

Anonymous said...

Maganda naman ang sinasabi ni Mr. Salenga.strategy nya ito para makapag preach ng Gospel kaya lang bitin. Sana madiscobre rin nya kung papano ba makapunta sa langit? Paano ba ang kaligtasan ? igalang din niya ang relihiyon ng iba. Masabi ang katotohanan ng malumanay .Ang Diyos naman ang hihipo ng puso ng tao. Dapat sa huli ng pagsasalita niya o bago pa makababa ng Carriedo station, nasabi na sana niya ang balita ng kaligtasan

Edmon

Jego said...

Ang Diyos naman ang hihipo ng puso ng tao.

Tama ka dyan, Edmon. Tungkol naman sa kaligtasan, Diyos na rin ang bahala diyan. Lahat bibigyan nya ng pagkakataon, dito o kaya sa kabilang-buhay. Yan ang paniniwala ko.

Anonymous said...

WE ARE GOING TO BECOME BORN AGAIN GODS< PSALM 82:6-8> GOD SAID"NO MAN MAY SEE ME AND LIVE( IN HEAVEN)" UNLESS GOD TURNS YOU INTO A SON OF GOD. SO BE GOOD TO BE BORN AGAIN!!!! SEE YOU IN HEAVEN.

Anonymous said...

Ako si Patrick Co at kilala ko yang si Salen-ga. usa yang SIRAULO na pumupunta sa brahma kumaris at nakikikain duon. Tapos nakikipagdebate sa mga teacher duon hanggang sa mabwiset ang mge tao ruon. YUCK!!! KAPAL NG MUKHA!!! palaging me dalang bag yun at visual aids na malamang pinulot lang sa BASURAHAN. KADIRI!! totoong panglan nya ay Angelito "BUANG" Salenga. naabutan ko yang nagsusulat sa mga dingding. Kung me makakita kay SAlenga, pakiforward sa akin ang number nya My cell number is 09272950302 Thanks

Anonymous said...

dont mind that pig looking stalker wt the slant eyed face. he has no soul and has a morbid desire of making a nuisance of himself. the big bad pig put my number in an ads newspaper toget my cell flooded. he didnt know of a 1 gig memory card then. d guy is a psycho. he needs medical help. may be his older brother always beat him. poor oorky swine.

Anonymous said...

dont mind that pig looking stalker wt the slant eyed face. he has no soul and has a morbid desire of making a nuisance of himself. the big bad pig put my number in an ads newspaper toget my cell flooded. he didnt know of a 1 gig memory card then. d guy is a psycho. he needs medical help. may be his older brother always beat him. poor oorky swine.

Anonymous said...

dont mind that chinese looking porcine looking devil pig. the guy has been stalking me ever since he found out i beat him to my discoveries. he wants to go down in history at my expense and have been stalking me when i was still in d philippines. he has no soul and has a morbid perversion to make a nuisance of himself. he gave my cell number to an ads newspaper to flood my cell wt application for veterinary clinic secretary. i told him i have a 1gig memory card but d poor little pig is ignorant of newe technology.
the guy needs psychiatric help or he will roast in hell.poor devil pig. haaaaaaahahahahaha. so angry he said he is the discovere of

Anonymous said...

alam ko yang gimmick ni Salenga, isa lang yang BOBOng umaakyat sa mga bus . KULANG SA PANSIN yang si SAlenga, kaya nga ^) years old na yan pero WALANG BINATBAT pa rin sa buhay. pumapasok yan sa mga bus, jeep at LRT, at kunwari me kausap sa cellphone. ang kausap sarili lang nya.. wal namang me tiyagang kumausap dyan eh... 60 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!! PWE!!!

Anonymous said...

Angeliito Salenga, I am Patrick's FRIEND and avid SUPPORTER... YOu are right! He is sometimes CRAZY and has the tendency to become a LUNATIC...
But you see he is NOT A PIG...

HE is A HUNK. In fact, I am the PRESIDENT and TREASURER of his FAN's CLUB called TOTALLY WILD and SIZZLING... AND we all talk about him and thos who DARE MESS WITH his INNOCENT and BEAIFUL SOUL...

WE HAVE MARKED YOU in our HITLIST... OUR HITLIST is a LIST of PHODOPHILES and HOMOSAPIENS who will catch and SURRENDER to the PHILIPPINE AUTHORITIES for BREAKING THE BASIC LAWs OF THE LAND...

YOU have now the HONOR of BEING NUMBER ONE IN THE LIST... AND WE WILL DO EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER to ARREST you and SEDUCE YOU...

SO START FINDING A JOB and GET A GIRLFRIEND for te FIRST TIME in your ENTIRE MISERABLE LIFE...

AND THEN YOU WILL SEE THAT THE ELECTRON is not Positive but PATRIC, our friend, leader and inspeiration has proven that the electron is NEGATIVE...

KASI ALALY ka lang niya sa LABORATORYO ng QUEZON CITY INTSTITUTE FOR MENTAL HEALTH PATIENTS...

AND YOU WERE HIS PATIENT....

HAHAHAHAHAHA...

Anonymous said...

One more thing... If you truly are a GENIUS... and a MENSA-HERO....
WHAT IS THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM? AND WHAT IS ENstein's theory of RELATIVITY?

DO not answer these questions descriptively but mathemtically and methematically prove these theories if you can!?

I doubt you have the BALLS and COMMON SENSE to even SPELL LUpang HINIRANG...

HEHEHEHE.

Miguel Mike Goitia said...

Creo Salenga necesidades a tener relaciones sexuales con el fin de pensar correctamente y llegar a descubrimientos científicos. Tal vez pueda pedir a su abuela para enseñarle la BÁSICOS ....

Su rostro en sí mismo es una prueba de que él es un ex-boxeador que tiene golpeado por Hollyfield treinta ronda después de un partido.

Algunos podrían pensar que las necesidades de la cirugía plástica ...

Si, pero me gana la lotería - Yo le enviará a la Dra. Vicky Bello para levantar un total de cara.

Si se quita sus declaraciones que el electrón es positivo ...

Y si él admite que él es y siempre ha sido un pervertido ...

ENGLISH TRANSLATION -

SALENGA I'm SORRY FOR ALL the BAD things I said about you... You are such a good man... You are An inspiration to all of us in the Scientific community...

Forgive us for our transgressions towards you and save us from ETERNAL DAMNATION...

Anonymous said...

I, SALENGA, OFFICIALLY RETRACT MY PREVIOUS STATEMENTS WITH ALL HUMILITY AND ADMIT THE FALSEHOOD OF MY POSTS HERE. IN REALITY, I USED TO BE A MERE LACKEY AND GARDENER AND LAB ASSISTANT OF HIS GENIUS, PATRICK CO, BUT DEEP INSIDE I HARBORED A DEEP RESENTMENT AND ADMIRATION, AND AT THE SAME ENVY, TOWARDS MY MENTOR, WHO LABORED HARD IN THE SAME SPIRIT AS HIS ANTECEDENTS EINSTEIN AND NEWTON TO ARRIVE AT SUCH STARTLING DISCOVERIES AND THEORIES AND LAWS REGARDING QUANTUM PHYSICS AND RELATIVITY. I, ANGELITO, A MERE WANNA-BE IGNORAMUS ONE DAY DECIDED TO TAKE THE CREDIT FOR MYSELF AND STEAL THE SECRETS OF MY MASTER AND PUBLISH IT, AND SEND IT TO THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS. I STILL HAVE WITH ME THE TREASURED WRITINGS BY MY FORMER MENTOR WHICH SHOULD FETCH A HUGE SUM IF I HAVE IT AUCTIONED AT EBAY. (TO BE CONTINUED...)

Anonymous said...

I am currently sick of bone cancer and my spinal column is becoming very brittle. My doctor, told me that I need an operation and Chemo-therapy.

Whether or not I take his advice - there is a 90% chance I will die in three months.

Cancer is painful and tiring. I hope none of you get it because none of you deserve to suffer like I do.

Its sad to know that I am dying. There is so much to do in life and yet I have merely three to four months to live.

What will happen to my wife and kids when I die? who will feed them?

Luckily, I found the answer in this blog.

When I die three months from now, I humbly request that Lito Salenga Sell my TESTICLES to the U.P. College of Medicine.

Salenga should know that my TESTICLES cost at least $500 dollars since I took a test in the Internet that claims that my 350 pound body is worth $5000 dollars.

I just hope that after Salenga sells my BLACK TESTICLES - that he gives the PROCEEDS to my starving wife and children.

FOr Pity's SAKE SELL MY BALLS NOW!!!!

Anonymous said...

And if seeling my TESTICLES is too much to ask I humbly request that Lito Salenga OFFERS my DEAD TESTICLES for LEASE...

Anonymous said...

DONT BELIEVE THE LATEST POST WT MY NAME ON IT. YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT IS TO IMPERSONATE AS ANYBODY IN THIS BLOG. ANYTHING YOU READ HERE AGAINST ME IS A CREATION OF THE MAD VETERINARIAN GRADUATE OF MCU MONUMENTO, ACCORDING TO MY FRAT AQUAINTANCE HUNTING HIM DOWN. I SUGGEST TO THE OWNER OF THE BLOG TO DELETE ALL HIS BLOGS. NABABABOY NA ANG DISENTENG BLOG NA ITO. HE EVEN IMPERSONATES AS BLUBBERMIKE. TANONG MO SA KANYA MEANING NG pH SA CHEMISTRY HINDI NYA ALAM.HANGGANG NGAYON DI NYA ALAM. MGA ISIP BOBO LANG MAPAPANIWALA MO.KAPAL NG MUKHA MO. YOUR HATRED FIRES MY WAY TO THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS THANK YOU DEVIL PIG.HAHAHAHAHA!!!! WAG KA HIHINTO PIG DOCTOR. UP PSYCHIATRIST DAW SYA.ULOL NA VETERINARYO NG MCU MONUMENTO!(LOL!!!)

Anonymous said...

May trabaho ka ba Salenga?
Honestly? May work ka na ba?
Anu ang experience mu?
Nagtitinda ka ba ng sibuyas sa Quiapo o part-time basurero ka?
O Baka naman nagaalaga ka ng mga kambing at baboy sa Probinsya? masyado ka kasing inlove sa mga baboy.
Baket? wala namang masama sa mga marangal na trabahong ito - Basta't Tax paying Citizen ka.

Magapply ka sa opesina namin at tatanggapin ka namin bilang Supervisor. Minimum wage Php 400 a day. Completo ka sa benefits mu at may midyear bonus ka pa.

Magdala ka ng certificate ka of good moral character at certificate na hindi ka SEXMANIAC o RAPIST kasi Masama yun.

Teka muna... Papano ka naging SCIENTIST? Saan ka ba nagaral? U.P.? Ateneo? La Sallle? University of Somalia?

Sama mu yan sa resume mu ha? Expect namin yan. Padala mu sa itong Blogspot -

MangkukulamInc.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Cool Blog Dude!

Jego Rules!

Anonymous said...

Wow! People!
You seem to really love this guy.
Salenga must love the attention.
So keep it up and waste your time.
You don't have to waste your time, you know?

Anonymous said...

Maayung GAb-I sa inyung tanan.
Diyan po kayo nagkamali -
AKO po ang ang totoong ANGELITO SALENGA.

Ang patunay ko sa claim na ito ay isinlang ako sa ILALIM ng LAGUSNILAD noong itoy binaha ng matinding ulan noong 1969. At dahil sa bahang ito, muntik na kaming nalunod ni Nanay. Buti na lang na sumasakay kami sa isang volks beetle at itoy di nalunod.
Duon aku ipinangalan ng aking ina bilang Angelito dahil Angel na mukhang mais raw ang tumulong sa akin. Mahal na mahal ko si nanay Berta. mahilig siyang kmain ng mais. Ang last name ku naman na Salenga ay ibig sabihing mandirigma sa salitang Kalingga. Opo, mga Kalingga ang buong angkan ko. Kaya dati, namumugot ang mga ninuno ko ng mga ulo ng kanilang mga kaaway. Pero sa ngayun ipinagbawal na ito ng pamahalaan at PNP natin. At ayaw ko ring gawin kasi Iba na po ang aking relihyon. - Aku ay isang Charismatic Animist. Sinasamba ko po ang rivergod ng pasig river na ipinanglan kong Mariang Mais. Siya'y isang babaeng professora at scientifico na iginahasa at itinapon sa ilog pasig ng mga sundalong hapon nuong ikalawang digmaan. Si Mariang Mais, apo raw sa tungkod ni Mariang Makiling, ay isang diyos ng pagmamahal at dahil dito mahal na mahal ko ciya. Dahil sa kanya, ako ay guminhawa sa buhay at naging isang matipunong professor sa makati.Sana matulungang niya kayung mahalin aku. Wala naman pu akung gingagawang masama. Eh di baket ninyu aku inaapi?Ginagamet niyu pa ang marangal kung pangalan!

Ang electron ay positive dahil sa pagmamahal ng mais. Kung hindi dahil sa Mais, walang electron sa mundo. Kung hindi dahil sa mais, di makarating ang mga kastilla sa pilipinas. Kung hindi dahil sa mais walang ilaw sa mundo at kalawakan. Ang mais ang totoong liwanag sa buhay ng tao at kalawakan. Samahan ninyu aku sa pagsasamba ng mais. Para sa inyung kaligtasan sumali na kayung lahat sa aking simbahan - ang simbahan ng mais. Makikita ninyo ito sa aking website: Salangashrine.blogspot.com.

Cge. Matutulog na po aku. Gudnite.

Anonymous said...

oo nga pala.

Patric CO, sana hindi mu na akung awayin. Sorry kung inaway kita o sinaktan dati. Peace na tayo. Hindi ka Devilpig. Sorry talaga. Sana maiintindihan ninyu ang kahinaan ko sa pagsasalita at pagiisip. Libre na lang kita ng KFC bukas kung gusto po ninyu.
Hanggang Grade three lang po kasi ang natapos ko sa paaralan. Sorry po.

Attorney Tan. Cge, po. Apply po ako bukas. Basta't Supervisor ako at bayaran ninyo po aku ng 450 kada araw. Kaci siyam na po ang aking mga anak.

Saaan po ba ang address ng Mungkukulam Inc.?

At anu po ang trabaho po na ibibigay ninyo po sa akin? Sana sa opesina lang po ang trabaho ko.Di ko po kaya sa labas. Marunong po aku magsalita at mangalikout ng telepono at facmachine. Saan po ang Mangkukulam Inc?

Anonymous said...

Bebenta ka ng bulok na baboy sa dasmarinas Village at South Forbes Park, Makati City at magmamanage ka ng isang ELITE TEAM ng mga MANGKUKULAM sa aming company basement. Kaya mo ba talaga?
Cge, maghanda ka na ng mga KARAYUM mu, TROLL DOLLS mu, AT BURIKI mu.
Tawagan mu aku sa number ng Muangkukulam Inc. - 527- 0451.

Hannapin mu si Enginner Valmaceda, ang aking secretaryo. MAging magalang ka ha!

Anonymous said...

Masyado mu naman akung inaapi attorney tan! Hindi naman aku mangkukulam! Hayup kayung lahat dito sa BLOG na ito! Dapat sa inyo ipugot ang ulo! Hayop ka attorney Tan! Wala kang pagmamahal sa kapwa! Inaapi mu kaming mga mahihirap. Sana patawarin ka ng diyos ko! Magsama kayo ni Patric Co sa EMPYERNO!

The electron is positive! It is the quotient of the cosign of the voltage 220 divided by the cube root of three! Karl Marx said to each to his own ability and needs! Salenga said the electron has no ability and needs!

Go to Hell and back MCU Veterinarian! Go back to hell devil attorney! Magkasabwat kayo sa katarantaduhan! Wala namang Engineer Valmaceda sa opesina ninyu! Hotline ng manila city hall ang pinapatawag ninyu sa akin!

Anonymous said...

Please also check out this shrine to Salenga... he's the idol ofour cult.


http://salengashrine.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Ganun AH!!! CGE kayu... Masayadu ninyu akung inaapi.

Salengashrine.blogspot.com
Salengashrine.blogspot.com
Salengashrine.blogspot.com
Salengashrine.blogspot.com

Tingnan ninyu and ISTORYA NG BUHAY KO DITO. ITO ANG OFFICIAL WEBSITE KO!

Anonymous said...

MR. ATTY. TAN WALA PO KAYO KARAPATAN NA MAGALIT SAKIN DAHIL MGA ELECTRONICS ELECTRICAL AT MGA PHYSICIST LANG ANG PUEDE MA ASAR INGET SA AKIN. DAHIL SILA LANG ANG NASAGASAAN KO. ANG NANGBABASTOS SA INYO AY ANG BABOY NA VETERINARIAN NA REGISTERED SA PROFESSIONAL REGULATIONS COMMISSION NA ASAR TALO DIN TULAD NYO. NANDOON ANG CURRENT ADDRESS NG STALKER KO NA YAN.SIYA SI PATRIC CO. HALATA NAMAN SA TEMA NG SALITA NYO NA NAINSULTO KAYO NG SARILI NYO FOR NOT NOTICING THE STREETS ARE FLAT. HE IS IMPERSONATING O NAGPAPANGGAP NA SIYA AKO. ANG PUMAPATOL SA BALIW MAS BALIW PA SA SINASABI NYANG BALIW KAYA KUNG ABUGADO NGA KAYO WAG KAYO PAPAHALATA KUNG TANGA KAYO. BAKA MA DIS BAR KAYO. (LOL!!!!)

Anonymous said...

Im not mad at you. Nakita ko ang OFFICIAL BLOGSPOT mu at now I realize that you are the one who is MAD. You must be CRAZY to have a blogspot showing your UGLY FACE.
Perhaps, before you should call me TANGA look at yourself first sa Salengashrine.blogspot.com and you will realize that ikaw ang NAGMUMUKHANG tanga.

Ang panget panget ng ASAWA mu. Pati Kapatid mu. At Kaibigan mung si Diego. Wala ka bang TASTE sa pagpipili ng minimahal mu sa buhay?
Nagshashabu ka ba? baket namamaga ang LIPS mu sa Picture mu? Isa pa - the streets of makati are not flat. Minsan nga pataas at minsan pababa. So what are you saying? Baka ang taste mu sa BABAE ay FLAT.

HIndi nga kita tatanggapin sa Companya ku. hindi ka karapatdapat maging mangkukulam kasi ang itim itm ng balat mu sa face - Parang SCOTUM ng Baboy. Look at Salengshrine.blogspot.com at tingnan natin kung sino sa atin talaga ang ASAR TALO. Madisbar na ako - wala akong pakialam - Mukha ka talagang SCORTUM ang panget panget mu talaga.

Pwera biro. mugkuskos ka tuwing naliligo ka para matanggal ang mga libag mu sa mukha - parang awa mu na please!

Anonymous said...

PUTANGINA MU ATTORNEY TAN! FUCK YOU AND THIS FUCKING BLOG! WALA KANG RESPETO SA AKIN! WALA NAMAN AKUNG GINGAWA SA IYO PUTANGINA KA!
PAGNAKITA KO KAYO SA KALYE IGAGAHASA KU KAYUNG LAHAT! THE ELECTRONIS POSITIVE! PUTANGINA KA!

Anonymous said...

Now.. now.. you don't have to say bad words like that... Because saying bad words like that only proves to everyone in this blog that you truly need PSYCHIATRIC help...

Why can't you take constructive criticisms about your official blogsite? Sorry for being too honest to you...

Peace brother...

Anonymous said...

Forgive them Salenga, for they know not what they do.

Anonymous said...

If you join my religion my brothers and I will protect you from these scoundrels!

Anonymous said...

Hasamahaleykum. What? Nothing? The sands of the sahara cannot wait for you to decide your faith for another day. The hour of your salvation and liberation has come. We will help you teach the scoundrels of this blog a lesson if you join our one true religion. Answer us as soon as you are able. MaSalam.

Anonymous said...

Call me right now salenga so that I can baptise you as a brother...
(09187776642)

Omar Fahid said...

Hasamahaleykum, Salenga. Why have you not yet joined our one true Religion? Because of this heresy we have now declared you an infidel! Damn you and your ancestors! The sands of the sahara will avenge your transgression againt our one true god! Damn you and your electrons! Masalam!

SALEN-GA said...

OK. I AGREE TO JOIN YOUR RELIGION ON TWO CONDITIONS - THAT YOU ADMIT TO THE PUBLIC THAT GOD CREATED THE ELECTRON TO BE POSITIVE AND THAT GOD CREATED THE WORLD FLAT. ALSO I WANT YOU AND YOUR BROTHERS TO CAPTURE PATRICK CO AND ATTORNEY TAN FOR ABUSING ME IN THIS BLOG. CUT THEM TO PIECES IN FRONT OF ME AND OFFER THEM TO YOUR ONE TRUE GOD AS A SACRIFICE! MAHALEYKOOM SALAM!

Omar Fahid said...

Hasamahaleykum! We are happy you changed your mind Salenga. Alahu Akbar! Alahu Akbar! Alahu Akbar! You are now hereby baptised as our brother. Yes! god created the electron positive and the world flat! it is in our bible. And yes! we will offer your enemies to our god once we have located them and captured them. But we feel that you have to perform the ritual yourself as it is barbaric to offer a human sacrifice to the one treu god! masalam!

NEON SIGN PROPHET said...

NOW I BELIEVE EINSTEIN WHEN HE SAYS EVERY PEEP TO HIS PERSONALITY IS A TRUMPET SOLO. ONLY YOUR ENEMIES OR STALKER LAYING ALL THE FLAK THEY CAN EXPLODE IN PUBLIC REALLY PROVES HOW GREAT YOU ARE. MUHAMMAD SAID THAT HE IS THE LAST PROPHET OF D ALLAH BUT IF THE WHOLE SCIENCE COMMUNITY SAYS THE FACE OF ADAM IS APELIKE AND GOD MODELED ADAMS LOOKS AFTER D SPIRITUAL IMAGE OF THE ALLAH(ARABIC FOR GOD), THE ALLAH OR YAHWEH IS SURELY GOING TO SEND AN EXTRA PROPHET. jesus said"A SLAVE CANNOT BE GREATER THAN HIS MASTER,FOR IF THEY(WHO CRUCIFIED HIM CAN DO THIS TO THE CHRIST, SURELY THEY(PRESENT ENEMIES OF ANY GODSENT AKA PROPHET LIKE SALENGA WHO FULFILLED THE PROHECY OF ISAIAH (29:14-16)ARE ALSO GOING TO SUFFER(ONLINE)CRUCIFIXTON BY HIS CONTEMPORARIES)DO THIS TO THE LIVING TREE,THE SAME PERSECUTION WILL YOU AS MY DICIPLE WILL SURELY SUFFER." SO KEEP IT UP SPECIALLY YOU ATTY SAT-AN ALTER EGO IMPERSONATED BY D DEVIL PORKY SWINE WHO WILL BE DIS BARRED BY OUR CHURCH ONCE WE CAN VERIFY IF HE IS REALLY SATAN OR PORKY DEVIL PIG. POWER HIM WT YOUR FLACK COMMENTS AND YOU ARE MOST QUALIFIED TO ALL GO TO HELL INCLUDING THE FAKE MUSLIM WHO DOES NOT KNOW THE GREETING OF PEACE FOR THE MUSLIMS.BOBO MO.(LOL)

ANGELITO SALEN-GA said...

http://salengashrine.blogspot.com/


PLEASE VISIT THIS WEBSITE, MY FANS, ADMIRERS AND DETRACTORS. MARAMING NAIINGGIT SA AKIN DAHIL SA HITSURA KO HAHAHAA

THE NEON SIGN PROPHET said...

TO THE GENERAL BLOGGING PUBLIC:
DONT BELIEVE THESE CRAZED VETERINARIAN(ANIMAL DOCTOR THAT HE IS NOT ATTY. S.A.TAN OR THE MUSLIM HE IS STUPIDLY IMPERSONATING .ANY WAY I TOLD THE POOR PIG THAT HE CANNOT BAD MOUTH A PROPHET WHO IS POSESSED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT COZ THAT IS THE UNFORGIVEABLE SIN. SO HE KNOWS HE IS DAMNED AND HIS UNRELENTING BLOGS ATTEST TO HIS KNOWLEDGE THAT HE IS ALREADY AN HONEST TO GOODNESS FUTURE CITIZEN OF HELL. ON JUDGMENT DAY, I WILL NOT SEAT AS ONE OF THE SAINTS ASSIGNED TO JUDGE THE SONS OF SATAN, WHEN IT IS THE DEVIL PIG'S TURN. DO NOT STOP PLUNGING YOURSELF TO HELL PATHETIC COCO NUT CASE. YOU ARE D COMIC RELIEF IN MY BLOGS. GO ON UN-HOLY CLOWN.

SALEN-GA said...

THIS OTHER PERSON IMPERSONATING ME AS A CHRISTIAN IS TRULY THE SON OF SATAN BECAUSE I AM NOW A MUSLIM. OMAR FAHID MY NEW-FOUND FRIEND AND PERSONAL MENTOR HAS ACCEPTED ME AMONG ALAH'S FOLD. THIS FAKE SALNGA IS A FAKE CHRISTIAN. HE HJAS NO RELIGION SINCE ONLY THE MOSLIM FAITH IS THE ONE TRUE RELIGION AND JESUS CHRIST AS ONLY A MAN JUST AS THE IGLESIA NI MANALO SAY. WITHOUT ALAH, THE ELECTRON WOULD BE NEGATIVE AND THE EARTH WOULD B ROUND. SO I AM GIVING A FINAL WARNING TO ALL OF YOUR FAKE SALENGA'S - IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO TO HELL AND EAT WITH SATAN - BECOME A MOSLEM AND BELIEVE THAT THE ELECTRON IS TRULY POSITIVE OR ELSE I, ANGELITO FARUQE AKBAR SALENGA, WILL BOMB YOUR HOUSE PERSONALLY WITH ALL THE THE C4 AND TNT ELEMR'S GLUED TO BY BODY! SO THAT I WILL TRULY BECOME THE SWORD OF HEAVEN! DAMN YOU CHRISTIANS TO HELL!

SALEN-GA said...

AHH... ONE MORE THING... Hasamahaleykum. THE CHRISTIAN HOLY BIBLE IS A LIE CREATED BY LIARS WHO CALL THEMSELVES SAINTS. THEREFORE I WOULD NOT CALL MYSELF A SAINT BECAUSE I AM NOT A LIAR! UNLIKE THE KORAN THAT IS A MORE ACCURATE AND A MORE BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN BOOK BY ALAH HIMSELF - THE BIBLE CAN BE USED AS TOILET PAPER! I AM THE TRUE SALENGA! ANGELITO FARUQUE AKBAR SALENGA! LOOK AT MY BLOGSPOT -

http://salengashrine.blogspot.com
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DAMN YOU CHRISTIANS TO HELL! ALL OF YOU!@ OMAR FAHID AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES WILL ALL BELIVE THAT THE ELECTRON IS POSITIVE!

Tina M said...

Ano ba talaga ang religion mo salenga?

Tina M said...

Masyadung mayabang ito si Selenga ah! Christian ako at napaka SAma at sinunglaing mu Salenga! wala kang repeto sa Religion namin! What's wrong with you? you claim to be Christian then now you claim to be a Moslem!? Who are you kidding? Why are you insulting us? DO you truly believe in God!? God have mercy on you and shame on you!

PROF. EKS said...

TINA M WAG KANG TANGA SABI NI RIZAL ANG NANINIWALA SA SABI SABI (SA BLOG)AY WALANG BAIT NA SARILI. I BELIEVE SALENGA BECAUSE I AM A GOD BELIEVING SCIENTIST. I READ ISAIAH 29:14-16. HE REALLY IS A GOD SENT. JESUS SUFFERED FLAK FROM HIS DETRACTORS SO WILL HIS DICIPLES SAID JESUS. I BELIEVE YOU ARE A PROPHET OF GOD AND YOU WILL STAY A CHRISTIAN.

THE NEON SIGN PROPHET said...

WAS THAT YOU MR EKS THE ONE WHO GOT MY CELL # IN THE POST BULLETIN AT MAKATI. IS IT STILL THERE? SO YOU ARE ALSO A MEMBER OF THE "MEMBERS OF THE CHURCH OF GOD OF THE ELITE(MGA HIRANG)"? WE ALSO ATTEND AT THE ADD CHURCH OF GOD IN THE PHILIPPINES BECAUSE IT IS ONLY ONE SINGLE CHURCH. THE ONLY ONE AND ONLY TRUE CHURCH. THE PROPHECY OF CHRIST IS BEING FULFILLED. FLAK IS RAINING DOWN FROM THE CRAZIES OF THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE. REJOICE WHEN VILE THINGS ARE SAID AND DONE UNTO YOU SAID CHRIST ON THE SERMON ON THE MOUND FOR IT IS A SURE SIGN THAT YOU ARE INDEED BLESSED IN CHRIST.

THE NEON SIGN PROPHET said...

THE PROPHECY AS IN WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE IS NOW SLOWLY BEING FULFILLED, AS A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BASTARD LIKE ME IS NOW GETTING THE ATTENTION THAT A 3 YEAR OLD TODDLER ACTUALLY DESERVES!! HAHA.. I FEEL SO GREAT WHEN I GO TO COLLEGES AND UNICERSITIES AND CONVENTIONS, AND SHOW MY MEDIA AND VISUAL AIDS, AND RIDE BUSES AND JEEPS TO ANNOY THE PASSENGERS AND THE DRIVERS WITH MY STUPID THEORIES!! HAHAH.. I WILL GET TO THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS FOR BEING A VERY ANNOYING, PESTERING SICK 60 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN. HAHAHA... KAYA MARAMING NAIINGGIT SA AKIN!! I PERSONALLY ENDORSE THIS WEBSITE, AS THIS IS ALSO ONE MEDIUM TO SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS. I WILL POST NEXT TIME THE NOVENA TO THE MOST EVER-LASTING VIRGIN SALENGA... PATRICK, BEH!! :p

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Alfredo Edgardo Lobregat-Salcedo III said...

I am Alfredo Edgardo Lobregat-Salcedo, the president of the official Salenga fans' club of the Philippines. We have been keeping track of him and his legacy ever since we first saw his mysterious writings on the walls. It has always fascinated me and our pack of followeers. In the same manner as crop circles in various fields. It would be our honor to be able to interview you soon and hold a banquet-cum- fiesta in honor of your achievements in the field of science and technology. This is merely an offer, take heed though. I may be reached through this number 09228977466. We will also raise money for our organization by having some of your pieces of graffiti auctioned live during the induction ceremonies of the new members.

NEON SIGN PROPHET said...

test blog signal

Anonymous said...

ewan ko.

NEGATIVE ELECTRON said...

SALENGA...IKAW PLA YUNG MAINGAY SA LRT...ANJAN KA LANG PLA ...

MAGBAGO KNA!!!

MATANDA KA NA!!!!

SIRA ULO KA BA??

SALEN-GA HIMSELF said...

GUNGGONG KA AT INGET SA PINAGAWA SAKIN NG DIOS. TANGGO(TANGA GAGO) KAPATID KO YON UTAK BIYA. INGET KA LANG DAHIL DI MO NAPANSIN NA ANG NEEDLE NG COMPASS NA NORTH AY ATTRACTED SA NORTH POLE NG MUNDO. THE NORTH POLE IS GAY COZ THE INVENTOR OF THE 1ST MAP MADE A MISTAKE IN LABELLING THE TOP OF THE WORLD AS "N" WHEN IT IS SOUTH MAGNETIC. IF YOU WISH YOU HAD BEEN THE LUCKY DISCOVERER STOMP YOUR FEET, BAWL LIKE A BABY WHO HAS BEEN PARTED FROM HIS CANDY. AAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA. PATHETIC ENVIOUS JELOUS FOOL. TANGA KA KASI KAYA NAUNAHAN KITA. HIHIHIHIHI.BOBO.

Anonymous said...

as i was on my way home riding LRT line 1, a man with glasses was seemingly on the phone in a conversation. he was stating that light was not visible, earth was flat, sun rays were cold, etc... it was scary. i thought it was kind of a modus oparandi of some sort, but now that i saw the pic on your blog, it was actually salenga himself i saw. man is he kinda crazy. he looks like he was pretending to be on the other line with some person. he used "sabi ni salenga..." now that i think about it. it makes me lol at how he's kinda pathetic on stating his theories through pretending. lol.

J. Paul Gomez said...

Thanks for sharing this picture. I hope you wont mind if i jacked it. It's currently featured in my photo-blog at http://alipino.com/salenga . I gave you full credit ofcourse.

AvancenaStudent said...

Im a student 2nd year high school at teacher ko si Mr.Salenga SA VALUES at naniniwala ako na may toyo sya sa ulo dahil kinikwento nya saamin na hhalong flat at bilog ang mundo at malamig daw ang sikat ng araw kya daw umiinit ksi tumatama sa lupa bakla pa daw ang north aww ....

Mr. Nestor Callente said...

My Balls are ITCHY... Anyone care to scratch them for me? I am willing to pay for the service... They are both black and sticky...

Anonymous said...

Was this man charge with vandalism? He wrote nutty phrases on the street wall.

Anonymous said...

waw parang BIGFOOT o LOCHNESS monster sighting ito a.

legendary itong si salenga.

nagbabayad ba sya ng pamasahe pag sumasakay sa bus, o style lang yun para makalibre? hehe.

Unknown said...

Si Mr. Salenga o Sir Salenga sa aming tawag sa kanya ay teavher ko nuong hayskul at coach namin sa Quiz Bee Battle..

May mga teaorya pa sya, bukod sa locally flat ang mundo at ang hingil sa electron.. Ang pinaka-radikal nyang discovery ay "MALAMIG ANG SIKAT NG ARAW"

Erika N. Tot said...

I would really love to meet this guy Salenga. I like crazy guys.

Jas said...

He might be bipolar you know...

bigredbakulaw said...

Before BAZINGA, there was SALENGA!!!